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sandman.com
supports the environment
All of the items on our site
are available in an ecologically friendly GREEN
version, for only 25% more than the regular price. Just
ask your salesman for the GREEN upgrade.
Our GREEN
products are identified with a GREEN dot
on the plastic packaging, which signifies that the 25% GREEN
surcharge is being used to reduce our carbon footprint.
The additional money you pay
for our GREEN products is used to
purchase bird food for our 10 parakeets. The parakeets have been specially
trained to flap their wings to keep our office cool in the summer, and
warm in the winter, reducing our energy needs.
In the future,
sandman.com will be marketing this new technology to other companies
interested in GREEN technology.
We're currently working on a
unique new vehicle which is 100 percent powered by parakeets.
sandman.com is in the process of applying for a $13 billion dollar
loan from the US Government's stimulus package to bring this technology
to market.
Our remarkable IPF
(Internal Parakeet Flight) engine combined with the super strong wire
frame BC (Bird Cage) construction will make the
PARAMOBILE™ the top selling car in
the world, within a comparatively short time.
The US will be the clear
leader in this technology. There will be no way for China to take the
lead in producing parakeet powered cars. There are almost no parakeets
in China today. Because parakeets are the panda's second favorite food
(after bamboo), they are essentially extinct in China.
The United States was built
by animal powered vehicles. Horse drawn carts were used to build every
building and deliver every item we used in everyday life, at the turn of
the last century. Steam powered trains delivered goods to the local
train depot, but horse drawn wagons delivered everything from the depot
to the home or business.
Using sandman.com's
new technology, the pollution is 100% organic... like it was
during the horse drawn vehicle days, but there will be a minute amount
compared to the shovelfuls that needed to be cleaned up daily when we
used horses for transportation.
Thanks to the United
States Department of Energy for making this energy saving vehicle
possible.

Check back here often for
updates. The PARAMOBILE™ should be
available for sale shortly.


NOTE: Even though there are
may be some questionable "green" technologies being touted these days,
there's no truth to the rumor that any company who says they are "green,"
has "green" in their name (other than the last name of the founder), or who
sells "green" products, are total frauds and are completely dishonest. |